Naughty things ;-)

 The little sign has been screwed to the seat in the garden and it makes me smile each time I look at it

 

And of course we all need a naughty step don't we so there's a new addition drying on my countertop.   It needs a few coats of lacquer before it can sit on the doorstep. .   :-)

Take one large pebble and paint it red

Add some die cut letters and several coats of varnish