But not the tinned and salty gloop
Lovely veggies fresh and bright
Simmer in the slow cooker all through the night
Add a cube of decent stock or maybe a tasty meaty hock
Stir it every now and then and grind some salt and pepper in.
Fill a pretty china bowl and serve it with a crusty roll
But my addiction's hand knit socks
A little knitting here and there
Behold I made another pair
With gorgeous multicoloured yarn
(I've even thought of knitting plarn)
A stripe appears before my eyes
'You made them' everybody cries
The look upon the face of friends
They say 'your talent never ends'
But really, you should have a go
Just take your time and go real slow
You'll struggle for a little while
But once you master it you'll smile
And then you'll be addicted too
you'll make a pair for every shoe.